Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade...)
-- "Carrot Juice is Murder" by The Arrogant Worms
Actually, it's a trowel. But I like the song...
1 comment:
Reminds me of the old joke about construction workers cursing as they made some repairs on the convent. When the Mother Superior confronted them, the boss said his men were just calling a spade a spade. She replied that no, she's quite sure they call it an f-ing shovel.
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